January - October 2007
November 02, 2004 - 9:18 a.m.
Thar She Blows
I had to break down and take out the old belly button ring this morning. Shey's knees and feet are so firmly planted in my rib cage that one good kick will send him flying out my vagina, dialated or not. Hee, that's two entries in a row where I've used the word vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina.
I promise a photo of the expanding belly is coming soon.