Oh, The Places I'll Go

Ever since I had Shey, my poor bum just hasn't been the same. (You mothers out there know what I'm talking about, and if you don't well, curses on you.) Oh imagine my delight when I remembered that I still had baby wipes available when my stomach exploded at work after eating a Boca Burger Veggie Lasagna.

That's an improvement over yesterday's entry, wouldn't you say?