January - October 2007
June 30, 2005 - 4:32 p.m.
Hello? Anyone home?
According to several articles, Britney Spears has reserved a room in an Arizona hospital to give birth. She has also reserved the rooms surrounding her so that she's not disturbed during labor. Her requests for the delivery include that there be white and yellow roses in the room, Disney's "The Princess Collection" be playing in the background, and all the nurses have background checks. The plans have been dubbed "The Luxurious Birth"
I'm sorry, but that's just ridiculous. Nothing will bring a haughty woman back to earth faster than pushing a baby out of a hole that doesn't feel like it's made to stretch that far. She has no idea what she's in for. I almost feel sorry for her.